Xyuppi
The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog.
I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don't know whose side I'm on.
Xyuppi
Christmas is truly a magical time. It's made all my money disappear!
How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That's like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar.
I bet these kids eating Tide Pods don’t have skid marks in their underwear.
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself.