Xyuppi
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss' vacation's more than he does.
Florida
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events.
A bachelor party is more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
BLACK FRIDAY: Because only in America do we trample each other for sales, just one day after being thankful for what we already have.
I'd be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
Florida
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
If my mother in law had her own music genre it would be heavy meddle.