Cyberbilly
I don't like to make plans too far in advance because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
If I had a dollar for every piece of useless trivia I know, I wouldn't have any money since the trivia is no longer useless if it can earn me money.
Xyuppi
This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
Xyuppi
How strange, some guy just waved half of a peace sign at me...
Xyuppi
Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.