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Getting gas. I noticed the person before me on pump 3 bought $1 worth. Where the hell were they going? To pump 4?
I recently bought a toilet brush. To make a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.
Are there any medium rappers? They’re all lil’ or big.
I appreciate when employees label their food in the fridge so I know who to thank.
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
#17426
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Xyuppi
Had a gender change today. Not by choice, it’s that cold
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Xyuppi
I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today. So I went home. It seems to me they had plenty of people to work.
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