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Xyuppi
I stayed up all night trying to remember if I had Amnesia or Insomnia.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie
I wonder if the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
It may be time to start exercising . Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying for the summit tomorrow.
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