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#16790
Xyuppi
I stayed up all night trying to remember if I had Amnesia or Insomnia.
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#16812
A lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided, if they had built their towns big enough for another person
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#16908
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we were running from.
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#17029
Jon
A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie
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#17071
I wonder if the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.
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#17146
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website I think I should start uploading my bills.
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#17172
It may be time to start exercising . Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying for the summit tomorrow.
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