Today I learned that not all people like ventriloquists. Particularly my gynecologist.
Novell
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
Life is like a box of Legos with a picture of what it’s supposed to look like, but no assembly instructions.
I've had this ant farm for a year now and these lazy bastards still haven't grown any crops.
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
Xyuppi
There's a difference between having a unique name and a common name that's spelled wrong.