Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children.
I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everybody belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has the food.
Novell
I used to wonder what it was like to read people’s minds. Then I got a Facebook account and I got over it
Novell
My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night. So I said I had a headache.
What I hate most about Twitter, is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi