Amigo
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
If we shook out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we could end world hunger.
Amigo
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
Amigo
I’m glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny.
Amigo
Don’t you wish some people would start using a glue stick instead of lipstick?
Amigo
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Amigo
I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, "This is why we have to stay in school"