The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 3. EX
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I refuse to watch any presidential debates until both candidates are hooked up to lie detectors
There are so many scams on the internet these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them.
A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.
While everyone's been watching the debate, I switched all my neighbors' political yard signs.
Drunk drivers will blow past a stop sign. Stoned drivers will stop and wait for it to turn green.