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My dog has been sitting outside in front of the snowman for an hour waiting for it to throw one of those twigs.
I wont be impressed by technology until I can download food.
We have smart phones and smart cars. Can we start working on making more smart people now?
If Penn State offers you a "Full Ride", you had better read the details first.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result but I still get up every morning.
Dress up as stormtrooper. Go into cellphone store. Find the droid you're looking for.
Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
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