If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars.
Are rhinos just unicorns with a thyroid problem?
It's smart how Freddy Krueger never attacked a community college. He knew he couldn't kill people whose dreams have already died.
My boss is one in a million. I'm just hoping this lightning storm thinks so too...
Taking an extended break from Facebook. Be back in 15 minutes.
Not gonna say what I bought, but Amazon just reviewed my order and said, “You might also be interested in therapy.”
I wish someone would name a beer "The Mondays." That way whenever someone said they have a case of the Mondays it would be a good thing.