Novell
If I were to quit my job today and become a psychic, I would advertise with a sign that reads, “Voted best psychic of 2016!
Novell
It’s shocking that Starbucks hasn’t added “IV bag” to the list of sizes
Cyberbilly
My parking skills are unparalleled.
Imagine, for a moment, what you could accomplish if you had the persistence and drive of the Adobe Acrobat Reader updater.
I wish some people's cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
When doing an Internet search for the movie "Monsters Ball", make sure you put the "s" at the end of the right word. Trust me on this one.
Jon
I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go family functions anymore.