Amigo
I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White – Good condition – Reliable – Cheap – No evidence of rear end damage. Must See
"Come on, no one else is doing it!" - Hipster peer pressure
Amigo
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven't even started yet.
I just started a new exercise routine. Every day I do diddly-squats.
Amigo
That message felt like a great idea until I hit send.
Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, just at the wrong time?