I don't lift so maybe I'm wrong about this, but I feel like Popeye might be focusing on his forearms too much.
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
Possums have my favorite defense mechanism: “Meh, I’ll just lie here. Maybe they’ll go away.”
E.B. FlipShank
I met a girl that was so ugly even Motel 6 wouldn't leave the light on for her.
Life tip #6: Don’t try to rollerblade on a treadmill. Trust me on this one.
I bet Shaq never signs things “Love, Shaq” since the B52s pretty much ruined that for him...
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to ensure that the police are always able to make a positive identification.