If you ask me, "sliced bread" is a pretty low bar for greatness.
Coconuts were used as bra's and to reproduce the sound of horse hoofs for years before scientists discovered they were edible.
Some are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. I was born with a rusty fork in my butt.
If tomatoes are fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
I want to be treated like a queen. Just not Marie Antoinette.
Girls are like trees, they hate axe.
After the third time he yelled "IT'S A TRAP" to a girl at the bar it became abundantly clear that Admiral Akbar was an awful wing man.