Joe Menninger
I didn't give you the finger...you earned it.
I bet the Fantastic 4 were just pretending to have a girl in the group. "Uh yeah she's just invisible right now. She's totally real though."
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
I didn’t give you the finger. You earned it.
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
I like to think I've taught Capital One a valuable lesson about handing out credit cards to just anybody.
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn’t even eat them?