E.B. FlipShank
Apparently Home Depot's slogan of "You can do it; We can help" doesn't apply to masturbation.
Robert Zunick
Facebook should launch it's own law enforcement. Grammar Police: To Correct and Serve!
If "The Shining" came out today, it would be two hours of Jack Nicholson browsing the internet.
I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?
Cris
I snorted a few lines of Centrum Silver and now I've got the urge to drive 25mph in the left lane with my right turn signal on all night.
I don't know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I'm looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
I'm going to start randomly tagging myself in everyone's pictures. Just in case I ever need an alibi.