A good pun is its own reword.
Cyberbilly
I feel bad for kids who see a new toy they want but can't have because their parents must be 18 or over to call.
Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.
It's 10 degrees here today. I just keyed someone's car with my nipples.
Unless the place you're checking into has celebs, free drinks, or is on fire, Twitter doesn't need to know about it.
When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit.
Every time I use a public bathroom, I always wonder why so many people have Sharpies on them at all times.