Dear Math, I'm not a therapist, so solve your own problems.
Keeping the cast of Jersey Shore famous is beneficial because we can collectively learn the long term effects of artificial tanning.
The only person whose trouble are behind them is the school bus driver.
Don't under estimate me... unless you're trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods. Then I realized people die of natural causes...
My therapist keeps recommending other therapists.
Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.