Xyuppi
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
Xyuppi
The best thing about dog is that you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party.
Ladies , if u have a mustache … u should have no sort of lip ring , tongue ring , or any kinda accessory that causes attention.
I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is "2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."
Sometimes I feel unqualified to be a parent and I call those times being awake.
If I'm going to obey "Love thy neighbor," I need to move.
I'm curious to know how Clark Kent goes to the bathroom with that Superman outfit underneath his suit.