A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
Florida
Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.
Xyuppi
Kudos to the guy at Starbucks that said his name was "Bueller"and left before his coffee was done, leaving the barista calling him over and over.
Xyuppi
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet bowl.
If you want to impress me with your car, it had better be a food truck.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.