You're not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
Is there any way I can tell my bro he told a cool story without sounding sarcastic?
I have this condition that causes me to eat when I can't sleep. It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
Walmart is like a zoo for humans to watch other humans.
Ok body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the "energizing" claims. You're soap.
If prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots, would they be called cellfies?