Cyberbilly
I want to live life to the fullest. So much so, that the Westboro Baptist Church will picket my funeral.
I'm not saying you did it, I'm just saying I'm blaming you
My masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me. That's the last time I ask for a happy ending...
I wish there was a rollover plan for all the childhood naps I refused.
The iPhone is like the fast and the furious movies. They're up to six and it doesn't look like they'll stop pumping them out even if its the same thing.
Amigo
I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas.
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles?