You are NOT beautiful on the inside. I've taken anatomy classes. Gross stuff.
Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? ...like a coma.
If you’re in a silent treatment battle, it’s always a good idea to make sure there’s enough toilet paper before you use the bathroom.
I let my imagination run wild! That way at least some part of me gets some exercise.
It's official, the war in Iraq is over. Kind of reminds me of the show LOST. It ended, but no one knows what the hell it was all about.
I went to the bookstore to buy "Where's Waldo?" I looked all over the store and couldn't find it....Well played Waldo, Well played.
Sure you can follow your heart... just don't forget to take your brain with you.