Michael Mendoza
Nothing sucks more than tha moment during an arguement when you realize you're wrong.
I felt kind of sad sitting in a restaurant alone eating lunch, then I saw a woman with 6 kids and I felt fucking awesome.
I decorated my bedroom to look like a classroom so I can fall asleep faster
Me and my recliner go wayyyy back
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?