ZYuppi
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again.
I hope they sell snow globe urns for my ashes when I die.
Seeing talk of Brett Favre returning reminds me of the horror movie villain that keeps coming back after you think they are finished off.
What if God had created barbecue sauce on the fourth day? Do you think Adam's rib would have become Eve or lunch instead?
If you strangle a smurf, what color do they turn?
Sure she's a trophy wife. It's just one of those tiny trophies that say "participant"