When you're young and you cuss, people to tell you not to use foul language because only adults can, but when you're older and you cuss, people tell you to "grow up!"
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
Adulthood is childhood's bad hangover.
Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow is canceled.
Apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever I wash them.
It's been 4 years to the day that I threw that boomerang. I still find myself looking over my shoulder and living in fear.
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!