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WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security
On a first date I wear my karate gi from Jr High, so they feel protected.
Sorry middle-aged women, but it doesn't count as reading if there are abs on the cover of the book.
"Gettin' Jiggy With It" is my favorite hip-hop song about Irish folk dancing.
I don't have OcD so I'm completely fine with this sentence.
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
Smokey the Bear says that only you can prevent forest fires. Don't know which one of you he's talking to, but your doing a crappy job so far