We need to start thinking what kind of world we're leaving to Keith Richards after we die.
I'm so glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how long it takes me to understand what someone is saying.
Can we start calling walruses: Saber Tooth Seals?
Never go to bed angry. Stay up all night plotting revenge.
Some people should come with subtitles.
Tom
So glad I don't have a thigh gap. Almost dropped my phone in the toilet but my legs were like "no man I got you".
Florida
I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.