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#17526
Funny how by doing the responsible thing and staying home the more homeless you look.
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Xyuppi
I just put some M&M’s into my mask and I am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic.
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#17635
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
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#410
If WebMD just diagnosed everything as hypochondria it would be %95 accurate.
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#483
When sitting, aren't we all on crack?
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#501
The sign in the grocery store inviting me to 'grab a Red Box tonight' probably took me to a different place than what they had intended.
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#612
My farts don't stink & are silent... So! I went to see a doc, Long story short, I've got a hearing & sinus problem.
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