Xyuppi
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
Xyuppi
Don't get me wrong, Chinese food is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.
Xyuppi
I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's OK.
Xyuppi
The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas. As if he wasn't going to see me 5 more times before then.
ZYuppi
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.