My battery died so I spent so time with the family today. They seem like nice people.
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
If ignorance really was bliss we'd have a lot more really happy people around here.
Amigo
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Amigo
Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
Note to self... next time my wife asks what's on tv, don't say dust
Amigo
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.