I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong.
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man sticks his location inside a woman's destination to increase the population for the next generation do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except for you.
A guy broke into my house last week and took all of our tv remotes. now he drives by and changes our channels. SICK PERSON!
At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face
I opened up a bottle of coke and it said, "Sorry, you didn't win". I didn't even know I was playing, yet I was still disappointed.