Chinese take out owner Sum Ting So Wong was planning on making a surprise dinner for his girlfriend only someone let the cat out of the bag.
Out of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
90% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with.
The best way to "baby proof" your house is to wear a condom.
Some people might as well post "Wants Attention" as their facebook status.
Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
To the disabled man who stole my camouflage suit...you can hide, but you can't run.