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#14687
Xyuppi
I'm not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything... Far from it.
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#15688
MSJ
I would like to see the new Steve Jobs movie, but know as soon as I do they will come out with a new one that is shot with a better camera and has a larger screen.
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#15820
Jon
My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.
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#16023
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.
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#16292
Xyuppi
I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
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#16330
I've spotted six Pokémon today but I don't have the game so I may need new meds...
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#16601
JUSTIN A
The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
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