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#3623
Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is dead!
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#3765
I really love all the new features in Adobe Reader's eighth update today.
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#3875
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I'm not good in bed.
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#4015
My life's paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
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#4118
We can operate a robot on another planet, but yet I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
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#4122
It would suck to be a cop on a police horse because when you arrested a guy he'd have to wrap his arms around you until you got to the station.
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#4224
Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
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