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Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is dead!
I really love all the new features in Adobe Reader's eighth update today.
Oh, I thought you were talking about napping. In that case no, I'm not good in bed.
My life's paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
We can operate a robot on another planet, but yet I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
It would suck to be a cop on a police horse because when you arrested a guy he'd have to wrap his arms around you until you got to the station.
Funny how people get all angry when you break something of theirs that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat.
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