I'm convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.
I wonder how long I can keep "eating for two" before people notice I'm not actually pregnant.
I think even hospital gowns cover more than my insurance does...
Since my ear surgery I haven't heard from my doctor. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.
Dear Jesus, sorry for not hitting "Like" on my friend's "Hit Like if you love Jesus" post. I really do think you're great.
If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...