What did E do that was so bad that it got left out of the grading system?
You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close.
I'm still scarred from the first time I tried to find Dick's Sporting Goods' website.
To do list: 1. Become a red head 2. Learn martial arts 3. Be named the "Ginga Ninja"
Some day you'll go far. And with any luck, you'll stay there.
Romeo and Juliet is just another example of why communication is so crucial in a relationship.