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Need to kill a few hours? Give someone with OCD a bowl of Alphabet Soup.
I'm excited I won as well but let's not go overboard here, computer solitaire.
I bet Waldo's parents are worried sick.
4 out of 5 Dentists Agree: That fifth dentist? Kind of a jerk.
Trying to lose weight during the holidays is like trying to stay dry while swimming.
I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence.
If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed.
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