I always forget that people's avatars are pretty much the HOTTEST they've ever looked.
The guy who cares for animals at the zoo could leave any girl unsatisfied and she'd still have to tell her friends "he's a keeper you guys"
Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
So Abercrombie will pay The Situation NOT to wear their clothes? I don't wear A&F for free; I'm entirely open to being paid for that.
You're having a bad day when the playful and happy phrase; "Pull my finger," is followed by the horrified shriek; "Oh my god, get a towel!"
Ugh, nobody reminded me and I let the bedbugs bite.
When I am bored I like to call random numbers and leave a message that says "I love you too"