Florida
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
Her: I bet he's thinking about other women. Me: Why the hell doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
This is probably not the year to hang mistletoe around the workplace.
Florida
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were good years.
Xyuppi
Kim Jon Un is the type of leader to fake his death then punish everyone that celebrated.
Xyuppi
I love getting cute morning texts like “your order has been shipped“
Kristian Alekov
If you are ugly with pretty eyes, this is your moment.