Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
I wonder if Auto Correct and Spell Check get together behind our backs and talk about what idiots we are.
My electric toothbrush is broken so now I have to use my acoustic one.
There's no "i" in "team" but there's an "i" in "Tim", and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so there you go.
Novell
Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’
Cyberbilly
Yes, English pronunciation can be weird, though through tough thorough thought it can be understood.
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.