I just checked my credit score. They won.
Cris
I can't be the only one who thinks that Olive Garden would be so much more successful if it was named "The Garden of Eatin'".
Cris
I'm pretty sure that if I'm shot through the heart and you're to blame, whether or not you give love a bad name is low on my list of priorities
Justin Bieber has a monkey? Don't worry, he isn't turning into Michael Jackson, for one thing he already looks like a white female.
When does red mean go and green mean stop? When eating a watermelon.
I used to think gas was expensive. Then I realized I'm buying liquid exploding dinosaurs.
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.