Congrats to Lebron James for getting engaged. His fiance now leads the family with 1 ring.
In the future, teens will look at pictures of crazy trend setters like Lady Gaga, think we all dressed like that, and wonder what we were thinking...
My new voicemail: "If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me."
I imagine when Newt Gingrich goes to the hair salon, he shows the stylist a photo of a Lego person and says, "Can you give me this?"
Thought that was a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Turns out it was dubstep.
No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.
You say my friends are immature, I say my friends are fun people.