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Xyuppi
If I ask my mom to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "it's the button on the left!"
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.
Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can't be with them for the holidays. But don't be jealous.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.
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Xyuppi
If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.
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Kristian Alekov
You think 2020 is bad, wait until it turns ‘21 and starts drinking.
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