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#16315
Xyuppi
If I ask my mom to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "it's the button on the left!"
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#16547
Eleanor Roosevelt once said "Do one thing every day that scares you" and that's why I weigh myself in the mornings.
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#16569
Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
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#16793
Some of us live thousands of miles away from the majority of our relatives and can't be with them for the holidays. But don't be jealous.
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#17556
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.
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#17563
Xyuppi
If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.
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#17640
Kristian Alekov
You think 2020 is bad, wait until it turns ‘21 and starts drinking.
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