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"FacebooK" is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K".
I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist keeps messing up the words.
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Just get hoarders addicted to crack. They'll sell all their stuff to buy more crack. Problem solved.
Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.
It’s scary to think nothing can kill that 0.01% germ.
A video of humans having sex is pornography. A video of animals having sex is a documentary.
The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously rigged. The winner is always from Earth.
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