Amigo
Instead of a sign that says "do not disturb" I need one that says "already disturbed proceed with caution".
Why do pickup truck commercials think it's very important that I'm able to tow a plane?
My room isn't messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
I've never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.
I lost my mood ring today, not sure how I feel about it.
I drank so much vodka yesterday I woke up with a Russian accent
I want a land line just so that I still have the option to slam the phone down when I angrily hang up on someone.