You know it was an awesome party when you can't figure out why there's a footprint on your ceiling.
She plays hard to get, I play hard to get rid of.
Leron Tonge
Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
My sink looks like I am playing Jenga with dishes.
I like working out as much as the next guy. He hates it too.
Technology needs to hurry up, so I can unsubscribe to people in real life.
Cyberbilly
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another beer.