Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters not in the word?
PizzaDr
The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
Xyuppi
I'll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way.
Xyuppi
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
If your house doesn't have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
Man, I'm getting fat. I don't know how eating all this food is helping those starving kids in Africa but I'm doing my part.