Cyberbilly
If you're an atheist, who do you thank that it is Friday?
Money is not a problem. The problem is I don't have any of it.
This new shampoo I'm using smells like they forgot to put the "sham" in it...
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest...
Hey officer, why did you stop me? Just an hour ago, you said that you never wanted to see me again.
Cat hair is lonely people glitter.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 300,000 times, well then you're probably a weatherman.